-"No, I did not fall. The floor looked liked it needed a hug."
-"I feel like everybody lies, but does it really matter since nobody listens..."
-"It doesn;t matter whether you win or you lose... What really matters is whether I win or lose."
-"I want to ask God for a bike, but he doesn't work that way... so I shall steal a bike and pray for forgiveness!" (I am just kidding. I have a bike. I just thought that'd be a funny thing to write.)
-"Yes, I do intend to live forever. So far, so good..."
-"If at first you don"t succeed, you must terminate all evidence that you tried!"
-"I did my homework! I just-I forgot to write it down..."
-"Consciousness is just that boring time in between naps."
Thanks guys! Yes, yes, I know- this blog post was indeed on the shorter, smaller, size but I am working on a funny post that has some length to it that shall be coming soon. I am running out of quotes for now, so I am going to switch to other funny stuff until I can think of more quotes. And that's the way it is. Stay classy, San Diego.
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