More Funny Stories 101

               Dearest Mike Thoughts For You Fans,
 
           I indeed hope you are all having a fabulous week!  I know my week has been pretty epic.  Anyway, I've been getting into my blog a whole lot lately because I decided that it is actually fun and easy to write during the evening and extremely early morning.  Perhaps, it is a good thing because my views are already getting much higher.
          Please tell your friends about this blog.  It may seem pointless.  However, if everybody tells three people, those three people may tell others.  Soon later, I could be getting paid in candy by Google.  Pay it forward and tell people about this blog.  It may seem like an easy thing.  However, the only reason I write this is for you guys.  I am writing my own stories.  This is just a side job for fun.  I will be more inspired to post even more often if I have more viewers!  Shout me out on Instagram, Twitter, really anything to get the word out.
          I can't keep talking business, we have to get to the stories and embarrassing moments soon or I am going to go crazy.  So, without any further ado, STORY NUMBER 3.

          Story Number 3

          It was a rainy, summer day.  I had just received an IPod for my birthday.  My family and I were somewhere on vacation.  I don't, however, recall our location where this incident occurred.  We were on vacation with a few of our cousins. 
         Once we found the hotel, I put my IPod, wallet(filled with cash to spend on the vacation), and a few of my other valuables.  As we entered the building, we were greeted by my uncle.  My uncle had informed us that his children, who were my cousins, had gone to the indoor pool on that floor in the hotel.  My family had decided to go to the pool before traveling up the elevator and into our hotel room.
          As soon as we reached the pool, we finally saw our cousins playing volleyball in the deep end.  I was greeting them when a volleyball flew onto the water below me.  I am standing outside the pool because I have my clothes on.  My cousins cannot swim very well other than treading to stay afloat.  They were struggling to get the ball back.  I decided it'd be a good idea to bend down and toss is back to them.
          Before I know it, I trip into the pool because the floor around it was slippery and wet.  I begin to laugh.  A few seconds later, I look and my clothes in horror, realizing that not only my clothes and myself are on my person.  I sprint up to my hotel room and grab the hair dryer and proceed to attempt to dry my IPod and money.  No, it couldn't be fixed.
          Even though this was a horrible experience, I got a new IPod out of it.  So I got that going for me.

          Thoughts on story number 3

1. Never go near a pool with your clothes on.
2. Never try to help anybody.
3. Always check your pockets before you come within ten feet of a pool.  Believe me, this has saved my new IPod more times than I care to share.
4. Tell people about this blog

           Thanks so much to all of you readers out there.  You are indeed the greatest fans of all time.  Take care and have a great weekend.  Hopefully, I shall indeed post again sometime within the next 24 hours.  Good luck in all of your quests.