10 Most Likely Celebrities to Die in 2016

10 Most Likely Celebrities to Die in 2016

            2016 is officially underway.  While people rejoice at the commencement of a new year, I have decided to predict which celebrities will “pass on to a better place” over the next 365 days.  This may seem insensitive.  However, I do not mean to offend anyone.  These are merely estimations based on age and physical status of certain individuals.  Enjoy!

NOT IN ANY ORDER

1)  Queen Elizabeth II- This year may not be so “brilliant” (commonly used British word) for this 89 year old gem.  Let’s hope she makes it to “holiday” (another commonly used British word)!

2)  Miley Cyrus- This year may not be such a “Party in the USA” for this wild one.  At only 23 years old, Miley makes our list for partying a bit too hard!

3)  Betty White- Betty White is now 93 years old.  She will be 94 this January.  Though Betty is on this list as a celebrity, I have absolutely no clue what she does.  Seriously Betty, step it up. 

4)  Larry King- This 82 year old “walking goblin” is basically a rotting corpse already. 

5) Clint Eastwood- At 85 years old, Clint is still terrifying.  Clint’s year may involve more “Gran Burials” than Gran Torinos…

6)  Jack Nicholson-  At 78 years old, Jack may not appear to be as close to a casket as one may think.  However, this cigar lover’s year may not be so “shiny”, as he looks like he croaked 5 years ago. 

7)  Robert De Niro- At only 72 years old, this prediction is a mere shot in the dark.  Your cheek mole will not be missed, Bob!  Enjoy your silver lined casket!

8)  Lindsay Lohan- Lindsay, at 29 years old, has achieved quite a bit as a young actress.  As time grew on, She got caught up with some of the wrong people, had a donnybrook here and there, and as a result, made this list.  She’s not a “mean girl”; she simply went down the wrong path.

9)  Macaulay Culkin- At 35 years old, this former child star rocked our homes with his Christmas joy.  Itty bitty Kevin McCallister is gone, and poor Macaulay is all that’s left.  Don’t worry, Macaulay, we will bury you with your hands on your cheeks.

10)  “WHAT IS” Alex Trebek- At 75 years old, Alex has lived a great life.  Another shot in the dark, this is a complete guess.  His death would come as a shock.  I hope he makes it.