The Grapes of Smash

      Yesterday, I was at the beach reading the Grapes of Wrath.  A bee kept flying around my family and me.  I decided after about five minutes that I had to do something about the problem.  As the bee  flew next my sister and landed on her back, I yell for her to run.  The bee falls off her back and heads towards me.  PLAY DRAMATIC MUSIC HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYj8ciqAPcA
       Not knowing what to do, I firmly grasp the Grapes of Wrath.  I fall into a new character.  Just as Joad in the Grapes of Wrath, I murder my enemy; in this case, the enemy is a yellowjacket.  As I bring the 453 pages of pure beauty to the tiny creature, this bug goes flying(AGAINTS ITS WILL) through the air.  I killed the little beast.  TURN OFF DRAMATIC MUSIC HERE
       I won.  Not only did I defeat this bug, but I also used a new bug killing technique.  You're welcome.  Below is a gif describing the Swiffer Sweeper Slappy Pappy.