Quotes 101

-"No, I did not fall. The floor looked liked it needed a hug."

-"I feel like everybody lies, but does it really matter since nobody listens..."

-"It doesn;t matter whether you win or you lose... What really matters is whether I win or lose."

-"I want to ask God for a bike, but he doesn't work that way... so I shall steal a bike and pray for forgiveness!" (I am just kidding. I have a bike. I just thought that'd be a funny thing to write.)

-"Yes, I do intend to live forever. So far, so good..."

-"If at first you don"t succeed, you must terminate all evidence that you tried!"

-"I did my homework! I just-I forgot to write it down..."

-"Consciousness is just that boring time in between naps."

              Thanks guys! Yes, yes, I know- this blog post was indeed on the shorter, smaller, size but I am working on a funny post that has some length to it that shall be coming soon. I am running out of quotes for now, so I am going to switch to other funny stuff until I can think of more quotes. And that's the way it is. Stay classy, San Diego.

Mike Thoughts 101

          A few things you should know about me before I begin this blog, I decided to note a few things about myself. I am Mike. I have many thoughts that some people may call, 'funny', or 'ridiculous'. Many people ask me, 'Why?' with a dissaproving headshake. I ask, 'Why not?'.  I make up quotes for myself and for others, such as, "Housework cannot kill you, but why take the the chance?" or, "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes". 
          I may not always create quotes for this blogesphere, I will most likely do many things with this blog.  I will try to write  a new post every week. If that is too much, I will definitely post something at least every month. Thanks guys and my first real blog will be coming soon.  Stay classy, San Diego.