DUMB LAWS
FLORIDA
1. It's illegal to sell your children.
2. You may not release stinky gases from your lower back region, or, in other words-FART, after 6 P.M. in a public place.
3. I looked this one up. It sounds quite ridiculous. "You cannot shower naked". I'm pretty sure they mean in a public shower- a gym locker room, for instance. However, it's still funny.
WISCONSIN
1. Whenever two trains are about to intersect and collide with each other, neither shall proceed until the other one has.--- Think about that logic for a second. Also, this is a real, official law.
2. You need an official license to make your own cheese.
3. This law is now removed, but one time existed.--- At one time, "margarine", a butter like food product, was illegal.
ARIZONA (AGAIN, BUT WITH NEW LAWS)
1. Donkeys and camels are prohibited from sleeping in bathtubs.
2. If you are being attacked, you may only defend yourself with the same type of weapon the criminal is using.--- When i first heard this, I was wondering what would happen if the criminal used like a pixy stick or something. You know what I mean? If they looked ripped and like a sumo wrestler or something, I'd be scared of them, not the pixy stick. But if i cannot obtain muscles as big as them in that specific moment, I'd go with the pixy stick I guess.
Well, thanks for reading guys. I sincerely apologize that this specific post is extremely close. I will definitely post something soon to make up for this one. Stay posted for the new one.
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