More Funny Stories 101

               Dearest Mike Thoughts For You Fans,
 
           I indeed hope you are all having a fabulous week!  I know my week has been pretty epic.  Anyway, I've been getting into my blog a whole lot lately because I decided that it is actually fun and easy to write during the evening and extremely early morning.  Perhaps, it is a good thing because my views are already getting much higher.
          Please tell your friends about this blog.  It may seem pointless.  However, if everybody tells three people, those three people may tell others.  Soon later, I could be getting paid in candy by Google.  Pay it forward and tell people about this blog.  It may seem like an easy thing.  However, the only reason I write this is for you guys.  I am writing my own stories.  This is just a side job for fun.  I will be more inspired to post even more often if I have more viewers!  Shout me out on Instagram, Twitter, really anything to get the word out.
          I can't keep talking business, we have to get to the stories and embarrassing moments soon or I am going to go crazy.  So, without any further ado, STORY NUMBER 3.

          Story Number 3

          It was a rainy, summer day.  I had just received an IPod for my birthday.  My family and I were somewhere on vacation.  I don't, however, recall our location where this incident occurred.  We were on vacation with a few of our cousins. 
         Once we found the hotel, I put my IPod, wallet(filled with cash to spend on the vacation), and a few of my other valuables.  As we entered the building, we were greeted by my uncle.  My uncle had informed us that his children, who were my cousins, had gone to the indoor pool on that floor in the hotel.  My family had decided to go to the pool before traveling up the elevator and into our hotel room.
          As soon as we reached the pool, we finally saw our cousins playing volleyball in the deep end.  I was greeting them when a volleyball flew onto the water below me.  I am standing outside the pool because I have my clothes on.  My cousins cannot swim very well other than treading to stay afloat.  They were struggling to get the ball back.  I decided it'd be a good idea to bend down and toss is back to them.
          Before I know it, I trip into the pool because the floor around it was slippery and wet.  I begin to laugh.  A few seconds later, I look and my clothes in horror, realizing that not only my clothes and myself are on my person.  I sprint up to my hotel room and grab the hair dryer and proceed to attempt to dry my IPod and money.  No, it couldn't be fixed.
          Even though this was a horrible experience, I got a new IPod out of it.  So I got that going for me.

          Thoughts on story number 3

1. Never go near a pool with your clothes on.
2. Never try to help anybody.
3. Always check your pockets before you come within ten feet of a pool.  Believe me, this has saved my new IPod more times than I care to share.
4. Tell people about this blog

           Thanks so much to all of you readers out there.  You are indeed the greatest fans of all time.  Take care and have a great weekend.  Hopefully, I shall indeed post again sometime within the next 24 hours.  Good luck in all of your quests.

Yes, It will be this fast from now on 101

              Hello followers!  I had been trying to come up with another story to tell, when suddenly, I had a vision.  The vision was of me trying to come up with another story.  Then, inside that vision, I had a vision that I had yet another vision.  After traveling a few layers into a fake world that only involved me traveling into other hypothetical worlds with the same backstory, I realized that I knew what story to write about.
              STORY NUMBER 2

              It was a gorgeous, sunny spring day in mid-June.  I was so excited to go to a friend's house because we had a half-day in school.  Now, I love many sports.  However, football is not included in those sports I love.  It's pretty much a bunch of dudes with tight pants wrestling.  Yes, I said it.  Anyway, we were playing football in his huge front yard.  After much frustration and wanting to leave, I was given an awesome pass and made a touchdown.  It was the highlight of my day.  What happened immediately afterwards, however was not.
              As soon as I made the touchdown, I did an absolutely amazing victory dance.  Then, I decided it'd be a good idea to chuck the ball as hard as humanly possible into the ground.  It came right back up and hit me in the chest.  I tried to pretend it was nothing; that didn't work to well. 
              About an hour later, I was still clenching my stomach as we played football.  They decided they were getting tired and sweaty.  So, we took a pool break.  Once I took off my shirt, I looked down to see the biggest bruise I have ever seen.
             
               Thoughts on story number 2

               1. Don't play football
               2. If you play football, don't throw the ball at the ground
               3. Don't try to be cool
               4. Make good decisions
               5. Tell your friends about this blog and read my other posts!




Love you guys!  You guys are the greatest readers ever!  Please tell your friends about this blog!

Apology and Stories 101

           Dearest Mike Thoughts For You Fans,

                  I sincerely apologize.  I haven't written for you in a few months.  Now I have the entire summer to be busy and write for you, after work of course.  Hopefully my views will skyrocket this summer and I can finally start getting paid some money.  I mean, obviously getting paid in candy would be better.  Nevertheless it'd sound odd if Google started sending me candy through the mail.  however, if that happens to be the case, Twix, M&Ms, and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups would suffice.  Thanks Google!
                  I do not have many jokes or anything like that to give you.  However, you have to do what you can with what you are given.  Today, I have some funny stories for you and my thoughts on them.
                                     Story number 1

It was a hot, August day.  It was sunny, yet also raining.  We had just had Taco bell so I was strolling around with my friends wondering what to make of the day.  A little old woman, whose name will remain anonymous,  asked me and a few friends to help her out with carrying books.  As she bent down to show us which ones to carry where, it happened.  She ripped one louder than the 18 wheeler trucks passing by.  We all looked at each other, wondering who it was.  We had just had Taco Bell so we thought it was one of us.  After a second of confusion, we realized it was the old woman.  It smelled worse than the corpse of the rotisserie chicken being demolished by a stray dog on the way to the old woman.  Yes, it did smell that bad.  She didn't even excuse herself; she pretended nothing had happened.

         Thoughts on story Number 1

         1. Excuse yourself
         2. Don't fart
         3. Adult Diapers
         4. I didn't see you at Taco Bell; what'd you order- beans?
         5. Don't ask for help if you're going to cut the cheese!
         6.  At least try to make it silenced.
         7.  If it was silenced, we wouldn't have known who it was.





Thanks so much if you have read this far guys! I will definitely post within the next week because I actually have the time now.  Love you guys!