10
Most Likely Celebrities to Die in 2016
2016
is officially underway. While people
rejoice at the commencement of a new year, I have decided to predict which
celebrities will “pass on to a better place” over the next 365 days. This may seem insensitive. However, I do not mean to offend anyone. These are merely estimations based on age and
physical status of certain individuals.
Enjoy!
NOT
IN ANY ORDER
1) Queen Elizabeth II- This
year may not be so “brilliant” (commonly used British word) for this 89 year
old gem. Let’s hope she makes it to “holiday”
(another commonly used British word)!
2)
Miley Cyrus-
This year may not be such a “Party in the USA” for this wild one. At only 23 years old, Miley makes our list
for partying a bit too hard!
3) Betty White- Betty
White is now 93 years old. She
will be 94 this January. Though Betty is
on this list as a celebrity, I have absolutely no clue what she does. Seriously Betty, step it up.
4) Larry King- This 82 year
old “walking goblin” is basically a rotting corpse already.
5)
Clint Eastwood- At 85 years old, Clint is still
terrifying. Clint’s year may involve
more “Gran Burials” than Gran Torinos…
6) Jack Nicholson- At 78 years old, Jack may not appear to be as
close to a casket as one may think.
However, this cigar lover’s year may not be so “shiny”, as he looks like
he croaked 5 years ago.
7) Robert De Niro-
At only 72 years old, this prediction is a mere shot in the dark. Your cheek mole will not be missed, Bob! Enjoy your silver lined casket!
8) Lindsay Lohan-
Lindsay, at 29 years old, has achieved quite a bit as a young actress. As time grew on, She got caught up with some
of the wrong people, had a donnybrook here and there, and as a result, made
this list. She’s not a “mean girl”; she
simply went down the wrong path.
9) Macaulay Culkin-
At 35 years old, this former child star rocked our homes with his Christmas
joy. Itty bitty Kevin McCallister is
gone, and poor Macaulay is all that’s left.
Don’t worry, Macaulay, we will bury you with your hands on your cheeks.
10) “WHAT IS” Alex Trebek-
At 75 years old, Alex has lived a great life.
Another shot in the dark, this is a complete guess. His death would come as a shock. I hope he makes it.
